Borespeed, the is the speed of boredom. This exciting article is about the rate of Borespeed, the measurement of boredom in relation to technology. The theory claims that boredom rises in parallel to technological advancement. The Borespeed particle was not found in a billion pound tunnel with a 17 mile circumference. It was discovered through boredom.
Borespeed implies boredom increases with time. This suggests that man was at his busiest when he was still exploring with fire. In the days of Caveman, man was incredibly busy. Man couldn’t afford an extra hour in bed. He couldn’t afford to analyse his friend’s latest painting. It was just another depiction of angry stick men cornering a four-legged potato. Man certainly couldn’t argue with his neighbour over the placement of the garden fence. Man was busy, man hunted and it took him hours, days and when man was not hunting, man was eating.
However, man couldn’t survive on food alone; man needed warmth, protection and devices to aid his nomadic lifestyle. Man realised that time was of the essence and the only way to survive was to invent. During this period, man discovered the foundation of shelter, diet, cooking, clothing, transportation and one of the most annoying musical instruments; the flute. Inventing to survive was fundamental and so boredom wasn’t really an option. In fact, if man was bored, he probably wasn’t living.
Boredom only begins to apply through inventions that reduce time and effort but man hasn’t achieved these inventions yet. Man was still trying to explore and build basic civilisations. Around 1000 B.C., man was busy building ships, cranes, dams, locks and bridges. In 1000 A.D. man developed the crankshaft, the water wheel and the paddle boat among other inventions. This period also saw the banknote being developed, however, you can’t have money without power and so gunpowder was next. This period shows man beginning to connect the world with early forms of civilisations, transport and trade with force (gunpowder) and cash. However, clearly life was still a struggle, especially in transportation.
If transport was the same now as it was back then, I think we would struggle to get anywhere on time. You would be going through London at a few miles per hour. Someone would always be breaking down, a wheel would fall off, a horse would decide to stall because it needed refuelling. People would attempt to clean your cart whilst you were stuck in traffic. It would be incredibly congested and expensive. Aren’t we glad that transport has moved on?
The 2nd millennium saw man improve mass communication. Man printed, developed the paper mill, the printing press and the newspaper. Man also eased trade and navigation with the compass, the floating crane and the floating dock. The 15th century saw revolutionary ideas from Da Vinci who theorised flying machines and parachutes, whilst the next few centuries explored modern science, engineering, navigation and mining. Life was now improving at a dramatic rate. It really eased in the 18th century as this was the start of automation. Man was now getting machines to do his dirty work. He could now produce whilst on a tea break. Finally the 19th century saw man fully energised with steam, electricity and petrol. All this was done without Red Bull.
Eventually we enter the age of technology and science, the 20th century. Man was now an inventing God and churning out creations like butter from milk. The century began with planes, automobiles and radio. Then man developed motion pictures, robots, movies, television, photography, Monopoly, computers, helicopters, microwaves, space travel, P.Cs, video games, cell phones, portable music devices, HD TV, the internet and online TV. Clearly man was now inventing to entertain. Man was now inventing to keep up with trends and fashion. Man wanted to be entertained, to push buttons and make things work without moving, hence the remote control. Man was now inventing to aid his laziness.
We are now in the 21st century with thousands, millions of inventions that make our lives easy. Thousands of years ago we needed to invent to keep up with time and survive. Over time, we invented to explore and overcome obstacles. Technology improved communication, transportation and living conditions. It allowed us to explore cultures, meet people and eat exotic food. It still took ages to complete some tasks but this was a vast improvement compared to the days of caveman where it took him days to hunt, prepare and cook his food. Now we shove grub in the microwave and ‘hey presto’ it’s cooked in 2 minutes.
Technology has enabled us to annihilate tasks at a fast rate with little effort. We now have a surplus of time and energy which can be used for our personal interests. However, this becomes a problem if we don’t utilise our excess time and energy as it results in our boredom. Technology has increased our time and energy which can increase unproductive feelings if we don’t use the spare time and energy. We forget we have achieved a lot but in a short space of time. Everything nowadays is designed to save time, to function quickly and to perform varied tasks at the same time. Without knowing it, we have created time, we are now ahead of time and this is why we have spare time. If we do not use the time, we become bored.
Technology also enables boredom through procrastination. Procrastination is the act of reversing priorities. We raise the importance of pointless tasks because we do not want to exert time and energy on a task which will exploit our physical and psychological welfare. We try to avoid unexcitable tasks that paralyse our bodies and blow our minds. When we are faced with such a mountainous task, Neville, the technological devil sits on our left shoulder and says, ‘Is that an Android in your pocket or are you pleased that I reminded you? Youtube is just a few clicks away, we could watch cats jumping into mirrors and dogs chasing deer through a park. We could surf the web and research irrelevant issues which for some reason seem really exciting right now. How about the casino?’
Technology makes our routine tasks seem boring and it provides an escape from our mundane activities. It provides us with unlimited options and has the ability to cater for any interest we have. If you have an obscure interest, the internet will have it. Technology seems exciting but once we’ve finished procrastinating we feel guilty, bored and unproductive. These feelings induce unhappiness and we attempt to overcome these feelings through excitement which we obtain through further procrastination. It’s a vicious circle. Don’t listen to Neville.
Since we are surrounded by technology and because it’s in products we use daily, we can’t help but use it. Technology solves many tasks quickly and easily to alleviate our time which we invest on our technological gadgets. We are stimulated by technology and we have picked up a technological addiction. We cannot live without it. We need our hits thick and fast like Haye’s knockouts. We crawl to our dealers, our internet servers. They ask us, ‘What’s your poison? Megabytes? 7 G’s are a good price. How about a dongle? They look small but let me tell you, they pack some bytes. How about some Wi-Fi? This package is shifting. It’s got the hotspots and man do you feel like you can surf.’ If the technological hit isn’t instant or if it’s not as entertaining or as powerful as the previous, we don’t feel stimulated and this results in our boredom.
Technology has sped up our lives so quickly and if it keeps on going at this rate we’ll feel like pensioners by the time we’ve reached 30. Technology has increased the rate at which we experience and the number of experiences we have. It has improved the time to accomplish a task and so when we experience a delay or something freezes, we feel bored. Well really we are just bloody impatient. Technology. It’s given us an addiction, caused chronic procrastination, schizophrenia; well Neville the techno devil is real. It’s caused severe impatience and it has given me battery like qualities. If I’m not required to use the energy, I get shoved in a drawer for later.